No Solid Hits
Released July 2016
Fixation on the murder we were blinded by the horror.
Twisted expectations of what we called war.
Slay them now? It wasn’t them… intentions blinded by the damned.
The new agenda just came in…
Slay them now! Slay them when?… tomorrow.
Just another place to hide away.
Just another place to hide. Go.
So far away, so far away. X4
Cautioned by the slaughter, left exposed to endless torture.
Night terrors now the visions diagnosed PTSD.
Slay them now? It wasn’t them… intentions blinded by the damned.
The new agenda just came in…
Slay them now! Slay them when?… tomorrow.
Just another place to hide away.
Just another place to hide. Go.
So far away, so far away. (x4)
Drop Dead, Drop Dead, Drop Dead, Drop Dead
I don’t want you coming roud here
Drinkin my food and eatin my beer
Drop Dead!
Ain’t gonna wear your collar
Ain’t gonna be your Dog
So don’t tell me what to say
And don’t tell me what to do
Cause I ain’t gonna wear your collar
And i ain’t gonna be your Dog!
On my way to school today I tried to look the other way
As You, Mary, and Sue got on the Bus
Did the quick Math 1 2 3 and knew You would sit next to Me
Quick, textbook on My Lap to cover up.
Cause I know when, You sit down It Starts To Grow
And that gets pretty awkward Super Quick.
And if You Saw the Size You’d Laugh and drop your Jaw
Cause at My Age it looks like a Toothpick.
Beltline Your Boner!
When We finally got to class, I felt like I was gonna Blast!
Why did You wear Your Lu Lu Lemon Skirt?
Thank God I wore My skinny jeans, so My Rager didn’t make a Scene
Until You started eating Your Yogurt!
Spoon Lick! Makes Me feel anaphylactic, I Hope I don’t Explode before the Bell!
Clock Ticks! Well I better do something Quick
Before this Turtle Pops out from His Shell!
Beltline Your Boner!
Some days, I wish that this would Go Away
But Your Facebook reads just got back from the Beach
Pictures of Your Suntanned Bod, one day I’ll be Your Golden God
Oh Gosh! Side Boob and Pic of Your Butt Cheeks!
Beltline Your Boner!
Said I’ve eaten from the Bayou,
crocodile soup.
Wrestled alligators,
during full monsoon.
Bogged through foggy marshes,
whisky in hand.
Played Aces on a steamer
while paddling Rio Grande
Hey ho everybody knows,
how deep it’s gonna get when the river flows.
Doesn’t take a saint, but a devil in robes,
to know what i know.
Man I’ve walked in the desert,
slept in the sand.
Seen every square inch of,
this here land.
Climbed up mountains,
just to see the view.
Never dreamt a dream that,
I couldn’t make come true.
Chorus
Hell I’ve walked through fire,
in volcanoes deep.
Never held a woman’s heart,
as something that I couldn’t keep.
Chased through lightning,
while I held nights sword.
Pirated the oceans,
for treasures I could not afford.
Chorus
To know what I know
I traveled all around the World
Lookin for the best place to Curl
Finally found the best place to Play
It’s in Fernie … EH!
Dad said Son, You’ll Never be a Groom
Til You Learn How to Use that Broom!
I said Dad I don’t Really Care!
Cause I can’t Take that Hockey Hair!
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!
Dandruff is a Scalp Disease!
Don’t Wear Black without the Blue!
Don’t Wear Black without the Blue!
Don’t Wear Black without Selsun Blue!
SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
I saw a Girl at the Curling Rink
She Looked So Good I was Out Of Sync!
But when She Smiled it Was Not Nice!
Brush your Teeth instead of the Ice!
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!
Gingivitis Is a Gum Disease!
Brush, then use Listerine
Brush, then use Listerine
Brush, then use Listerine!
SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
You’re cute I see you there you think you’re so fine.
I bet you’re wishing that you wanna be mine,
But wait….just wait
I see you eyeballing me all up and down.
If your heart could speak it would drown out this sound.
But wait…just wait
Cause there’s something that I wanna say to you.
If you’re thinking that you wanna be my boo.
Sorry don’t have time for this shit, not even sure what this is.
Sorry but it’s gonna be a no. No, no, no, no.
Sorry don’t have time for this shit, not even sure what this is.
Sorry but it’s gonna be a …..
You think I’m pretty and I know that is true.
But I don’t think that you can roll with my crew.
But wait…there’s more.
This life you’re visioning is not as it seems.
White picket fences and candy cane dreams.
Just wait…just wait
Cause there’s something that I wanna say to you.
If you’re thinking that I could love you too.
Sorry don’t have time for this shit, not even sure what this is.
Sorry but it’s gonna be a no. No, no, no, no.
Sorry don’t have time for this shit, not even sure what this is.
Sorry but it’s gonna be a no. No, no, no, no.
You racist bigot our views aren’t fascist,
But even if they were we wouldn’t feed them to the masses.
Well you could pray for sympathy or some appreciation,
but you cant feel my hate, and you cant recreate it.
I told you…
No rain cheques.
On your hard debts.
So make your bets.
But don’t forget.
You racist bigot our views aren’t fascist,
But even if they were we wouldn’t feed them to the masses.
Well you could pray for sympathy or some appreciation,
but you cant feel my hate, and you cant recreate it.
I told you…
No rain cheques.
On your hard debts.
So make your bets.
But don’t forget.
Well I’m sittin here with Nothin to Do
Just tryin to save Face
I’ve been Runnin my Whole Life Through
Stayin in tha Same Place
Don’t know What to Do
You’re tha Gum on My Shoe!
Well I Decided I was Gonna Change
But I Changed My Mind!
This Situation is Just to Strange
Can’t Keep it in Line!
Don’t Know What to Do
You’re tha Gum on My Shoe!
Can’t Get Rid of You
You’re tha Gum on My Shoe
Don’t Know What to Do
You’re tha Gum On My Shoe!
Hey! Hey ! Hey ! Hey!
You Been Out Drinkin
Coming in Stinkin
Cat’n around in That Hot Rod Lincoln
You Don’t Have to Guess What I’ve Been Thinkin
Well You Better Do Better than That!
When I was young I used to dream that I could fly.
On golden wings I held a safe.
Enclosed a rose no nose that knows would let slide by.
and it holds the secrets to this place.
Keeper of the key
A hero-in thee
Strung out… Down on my knees
Don’t get bit by the hand thats feeds you…
When I was young I used to dream of special powers.
Like the ability to soar the skies.
The seed was planted and would grow by hand of hours.
A thorny stem now forms a life.
Keeper of the key
a hero-in thee
Strung out… Down on your knees
Don’t get bit by the hand that feeds you…
When I was young I used a blanket as my shield.
To protect the evil from myself.
One day pulled back the sheets and shadows did reveal.
I was the answer to life’s cry for help.
Keeper of the key
a heroin thee
Strung out… down on your knees
Don’t get bit by the hand that feeds you…
Why don’t You Give this Dog A Bone (x3)
So Tired of Sleeping Alone!
Why Don’t You Just Give Me A Chance (x3)
All I Want Is One Damn Dance!
Why don’t You Give this Dog A Bone (x3)
So Tired of Sleeping Alone!
Why Don’t You Just Give Me A Chance (x3)
All I Want Is One Damn Dance!
Mother’s the reason, she is the jury, she is the judge.
Season through season, she reigns with fury, from Above
So look to the skies, as stars show our lies, they are the dead
The victims before opened pandoras door, and the flood water fed.
Act 1:
Suffering silence plays
as curtains fall free from reigns.
the stage display’s the remains (hold).
Of a shadowy creature
the feature of the bill
victims killed and slain. (pause) left unexplained.
The Chase begins its course
Death rides a faceless horse
As nature resumes her roll.
Master in control.
Mothers the reason, she is the jury, she is the judge.
Season through season, she reigns with fury, from Above
So look to the skies, as stars show our lies, they are the dead
The victims before opened pandoras door, and the flood water fed.
Act 2:
A protagonist with views
twisted and misconstrued
searching and hunting you (hold).
For fear your legs wont run
blind and beaten under dark sun
fate calls for you to lose.
The Chase begins its course
Death rides a faceless horse
As nature resumes her roll.
Master in control.
Mothers the reason, she is the jury, she is the judge.
Season through season, she reigns with fury, from Above
So look to the skies, as stars show our lies, they are the dead
The victims before opened pandoras door, and the flood water fed.
As you walk with the wind strong behind you
howling at your back.
You see the path beyond which you must take.
Remember the battles fought
and the lives that have been lost.
The Ground beneath you begins to shake.
Earth crumbles fire burns as the wind begins to die.
You start to sweat as you feel the heat.
Remember the ones you killed on the holy ground.
They end up lying at your feet.
With their Blood on my battle sword.
Blood on my Battle Sword!
Won’t you walk with me to the promised land.
We can save the evil princess from this fire.
Won’t you walk with me to the dragon’s lair.
We can save the evil princess from this fire.
As you walk with the wind strong behind you
howling at your back.
You see the path beyond which you must take.
Remember the battles fought
and the lives that have been lost.
The Ground beneath you begins to shake.
Earth crumbles fire burns as the wind begins to die.
You start to sweat as you feel the heat.
Remember the ones you killed on the holy ground.
They end up lying at your feet.
With their Blood on my battle sword.
Blood on my Battle Sword!